Two explorers stumble upon a hidden piece of ancient artwork! In it, they interpret the meaning: long ago, men had light bulbs for heads and lived in harmony. However when they had trouble in their land they would bake pie! Glorious pie for their protector, the Great Pandamonium! On the Full Moon, they would take their pie and present it to the temple priest, who would in turn grant the pie to the Pandamonium!
All trouble would cease there after!
Those explorers are going to be rich!